Here you will find out the essential gear that Babe uses on adventures.
Shoes
Babe never goes on an adventure without some bitchin’ shoes. I typically use comfortable running shoes with some sweet tread, like those pictured below:
I even wear these types of shoes when I crush the Organ Mountains in New Mexico. I prefer them to clunky hiking boots. Great for hunting orc. Always keep replenishing your shoes. You want to be able to walk 10-15 miles a day and not even know you’ve done just that!
Garmin Watch
A great GPS watch servers two MAJOR purposes. First, you can track your sweet hikes and send them to your friends. They can witness how much of a badass you were. You can also upload your shit to strava and make fun of all the weaklings who didn’t go as fast as you. Secondly, a GPS watch is important so you don’t get lost! If you have a fancy one with built in maps, you can never get lost and always know where to go.
I prefer to use the Garmin Epix. My Aunt got it for me like 3 years ago. It’s the best thing I own besides my truck. This baby has topographic maps built in, and I go wherever I want whenever I want. Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang.
Pabst Blue Ribbon
If you don’t hike or adventure without PBR, then I don’t even know why/how you are breathing. This delicious beverage hydrates you while providing important carbohydrates to your system, allowing you to hike indefinitely.
Video Camera
When I go out on adventures, I am always looking for the animals. It’s the wildlife that really makes this world an interesting place. Also, you always want to be on the lookout for critters that might inadvertently murder you and cause a whole thing.
I am always on the lookout to capture the antics of animals with my video camera my Dad gave to me. He bought it in like 2006 or something.
I will probably get an upgrade at some point, but this baby still shoots in 1080i, and has 16x optical zoom. Also, that bigass battery on the back lasts for AT LEAST 2 hours of constant filming. A must have on any adventure.
A hat
Sometimes, you’ll be outside and feel the weight of a billion photons on your horribly dry scalp. WEAR A HAT. Not only will you look cool as fuq, but you will protect your head. Also, good opportunities to advertise more products like Roger Federer would. This hat is one my brother got my from Costa Rica. It is my favorite hat.
Sunglasses
Some people think sunglass are essential to protect your eyes from the sun. That’s stupid and ridiculous and those fucking idiots probably voted for that weird mormom CIA dude in the 2016 election. Sunglasses are essential for disguising your gaze. No one knows where you are looking if you have a bitchin’ pair of shades. If they don’t know what you looking at, then they can’t get on your case over what you were supposed to/no supposed to be looking at. Also mine are prescription, so I need them to see.